Archive for the ‘Musings of Little Import’ Category

Obama Beats GOP on Handling of Terrorists, War

Monday, October 24th, 2011

Paul Krugman says Occupy movement has changed the policy conversation in D.C.

Monday, October 24th, 2011

Simon’s Thoughts

Thursday, July 14th, 2011

In homage to the great Hank Kingsley, I present the latest edition of Simon’s Thoughts:

  •  If the Republicans in Congress really cared about this country (as in “Country First“) then they wouldn’t be playing these disingenuous games with our fragile economy (debt ceiling, bringing the tax rate on the wealthy to a reasonable level, etc.). An economy that is fragile, by the way, because the Republicans and George W. Bush screwed it up. I’m not alone in that assertion, either.
  • Rupert Murdoch has been revealed to be who he truly is. Click here to see.
  • Only a matter of time before the blowback on Fox News starts. Heh.
  • My daughter–not yet three–now tells me exactly how our day will go in great detail. Next: she’ll start laying out my clothes for work every night.
  • Oh, and speaking of Murdoch…I’ve been watching Olbermann’s new show online–don’t have Current channel on cable. It’s nice to catch Keith’s highlights. He can go too far sometimes, but it’s good to see him back.
  • Ronald Reagan raised taxes eleven (11) times. Just sayin’.
  • Love Marc Maron’s podcast. Check it out.
  • I don’t feel like I’m in my mid-40s. Then again, what does mid-40s feel like?
  • Gotta love the guy who makes less than $45,000 a year who will fight to the death to stop a slight tax adjustment for millionaires and billionaires. Goes back to the old saw: people have been conned to vote against their own interests. One reason is they think they’ll be rich someday. News flash: you probably won’t be. Sure, you’ll probably do well if you work hard and have some luck, but the odds of you becoming the next Warren Buffett make it ludicrous for you to carry water for the monied elite.
  • We’re burning through the principal when we should be living off the interest.
  • Lest you think I’m hugely impressed by President Obama, all I can say is I actually voted for Biden. No kidding. He was right about Afghanistan, Iraq and the economy.
  • I just can’t seem to get excited about U2. Just don’t think they’re that great. Good, but not great.
  • Gotta love Breaking Bad. Cranston is the bomb, yo.
  • The Royal Wedding: really, America? You truly give a crap about these bizarre birth-lottery winners?
  • I love a good sandwich. 
  • I recycle. Do you?
  • Michelle Bachmann: American Idiot.
  • Call me heartless, but I don’t get the whole “In Loving Memory” vinyl window sticker on cars. Especially when they are parallel to a “Calvin Peeing on a Ford Emblem”.

The Terrible Twos

Saturday, January 8th, 2011

Not my kid, but close enough. (Credit: Parents.com)

I’d formally like to apologize to all parents who I (when single or as a childless married) once unkindly derided as they bemoaned the horrors of the “Terrible Twos.” I was wrong. I knew not of what I snarked.

Karma is now kicking my ass. Besides being worn out from our daily lives of work, getting through the holidays and keeping house, Mrs. Simon and I haven’t seen each other naked since Halloween–and that was by accident. Sadly, I think we both looked away as if we had just accidentally seen a stranger at the changing room at Macy’s.

Simon Says: this part of parenting is a real drag. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go scoop up a puddle of toddler from the kitchen floor–she’s upset because she got the wrong color of “Froot Roll-Up.”

Olbermann’s Tax Cut Special Comment: Obama ‘Goddamned Wrong’

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Maher Says Glenn Beck Like L. Ron Hubbard

Tuesday, December 7th, 2010

Robo Signer Confessions

Saturday, November 13th, 2010

Video deposition of alleged robosigner Crystal Moore of Nationwide Title Clearing. Deposition taken by attorney Christopher Forrest of The Forrest Law Firm in Pinellas County, Florida, Nov. 4, 2010.

More shocking videos here.

Plagiarism? George Bush Book ‘Decision Points’ Lifted From Advisers’ Books

Saturday, November 13th, 2010

Did He Copy Off Another Student's Term Paper?

Surprised? I think not. Check out this excerpt from the HuffPo. Link at the bottom:

When Crown Publishing inked a deal with George W. Bush for his memoirs, the publisher knew it wasn’t getting Faulkner. But the book, at least, promises “gripping, never-before-heard detail” about the former president’s key decisions, offering to bring readers “aboard Air Force One on 9/11, in the hours after America’s most devastating attack since Pearl Harbor; at the head of the table in the Situation Room in the moments before launching the war in Iraq,” and other undisclosed and weighty locations.

Crown also got a mash-up of worn-out anecdotes from previously published memoirs written by his subordinates, from which Bush lifts quotes word for word, passing them off as his own recollections. He took equal license in lifting from nonfiction books about his presidency or newspaper or magazine articles from the time. Far from shedding light on how the president approached the crucial “decision points” of his presidency, the clip jobs illuminate something shallower and less surprising about Bush’s character: He’s too lazy to write his own memoir.

Bush, on his book tour, makes much of the fact that he largely wrote the book himself, guffawing that critics who suspected he didn’t know how to read are now getting a comeuppance. Not only does Bush know how to read, it turns out, he knows how to Google, too. Or his assistant does. Bush notes in his acknowledgments that “[m]uch of the research for this book was conducted by the brilliant and tireless Peter Rough. Peter spent the past 18 months digging through archives, searching the internet[s], and sifting through reams of paper.” Bush also collaborated on the book with his former speechwriter, Christopher Michel.

Many of Bush’s literary misdemeanors exemplify pedestrian sloth, but others are higher crimes against the craft of memoir. In one prime instance, Bush relates a poignant meeting between Afghan President Hamid Karzai and a Tajik warlord on Karzai’s Inauguration Day. It’s the kind of scene that offers a glimpse of a hopeful future for the beleaguered nation. Witnessing such an exchange could color a president’s outlook, could explain perhaps Bush’s more optimistic outlook and give insight into his future decisions. Except Bush didn’t witness it. Because he wasn’t at Karzai’s inauguration.

His absence doesn’t stop Bush from relating this anecdote: “When Karzai arrived in Kabul for his inauguration on December 22 – 102 days after 9/11 – several Northern Alliance leaders and their bodyguards greeted him at an airport. As Karzai walked across the tarmac alone, a stunned Tajik warlord asked where all his men were. Karzai, responded, ‘Why, General, you are my men. All of you who are Afghans are my men.’”

via George Bush Book ‘Decision Points’ Lifted From Advisers’ Books.

Elect the Willfully Ignorant!

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

Dumb and Dumber, All In One Person

Tuesday, October 19th, 2010

Self-satisfied and stupid. America, please pay attention.